Fake SoxFest weekend starts Friday, with White Sox fans looking for a suitable replacement due to the absence of the annual fan fest and the team trying to make some news in the middle of a Chicago winter.
A event for season ticket holders on Friday at the Field Museum basically takes the place of the traditional SoxFest, which was canceled during the pandemic in 2021 and never resumed. The Sox aren't promoting it much, hoping not to look as if they're simply responding to fans who believe SoxFest was canceled to avoid the expected griping.
As of Thursday, no media availability was scheduled for Friday’s event, suggesting the Sox want this to be a private gathering between the organization and its most loyal, paying customers. Hors d’oeuvres will be served, which also might explain why the Sox don’t want the media around.
The Sox are betting they still can garner media attention on a slow sports weekend in Chicago, without the bother or expense of planning a huge, multiday event.
On Friday, the Sox announced the return of SoxFest in January 2025 to mark the 20-year anniversary of the 2005 World Series team and the 125-year anniversary of the organization.
If the Sox make any news from the Field Museum, it likely would be leaked first by individual fans, perhaps via Sox Twitter (or Sox X, if you must), to the fans who weren't invited. Obviously fans have many questions for the Sox brain trust, from the lack of major offseason moves to the Dylan Cease situation to the possibility of a new South Loop stadium.
There’s also newly signed broadcaster John Schriffen to discuss, as well as the one he replaced, Jason Benetti. And what’s the progress of the investigation into the mysterious gunshots in the left–field bleachers?
If a normal SoxFest were in place this weekend, it would be the first time for general manager Chris Getz to explain his plan to fans, just as former GMs Ken Williams and Rick Hahn faithfully did most of the last two decades, with mixed results. A SoxFest without some creative tension is not a true SoxFest.
It would be a great opportunity for manager Pedro Grifol to explain why he expects things to be different in 2024, with a lower payroll and holes in the rotation, bullpen and infield. And marketing boss Brooks Boyer could explain how he plans to get people in the seats in a ballpark the team seemingly admits is not worth preserving.
Meanwhile, the potential South Loop Park has gotten a generally positive reception without any details being announced. Wouldn’t it be perfect to reveal the renderings at SoxFest?
Alas, for those fans who aren’t invited to the Field Museum, a Faux SoxFest will have to suffice.
What is that? According to reliable sources, a Faux SoxFest contains all the elements of the real deal, except without players to sign autographs, executives to scream at about their decisions or memorabilia booths selling action photos of former catcher Carlton Fisk tagging two guys out on one play at the plate.
At Faux SoxFest, there’s no need to drive to McCormick Place or a downtown hotel and pay for parking, an admission fee or maybe even a hotel room. All you need is a few chairs, some cold beverages and three or more fellow Sox fans to discuss the state of the organization. Malört is optional. Anyone bringing up Justin Fields is promptly shown the door.
Sox therapy is available for free and always encouraged, regardless of the time of year. A Faux SoxFest would help reduce the team’s environmental impact while assisting fans in relieving stress caused by the compulsive and unnecessary refreshing of the mlbtraderumors.com website.
It’s undeniable that this has been a rough winter for Chicago baseball fans, regardless of which side of town they support. However, it's particularly frustrating for some Sox fans that the Cubs held their downtown fan convention while the Sox had none. A new season should be celebrated in the winter, when there are no losses, injuries, or random shootings.
Players are typically in high spirits, including Eloy Jiménez, who recently stated on A.J. Pierzynski’s podcast, “Fair Territory,” that he would hit over 40 home runs in 2024 “if I’m healthy.”
That’s not exactly his typical behavior, but it’s never too early to aim high. The ‘24 Sox will need to depend on Jiménez, Luis Robert and Andrew Vaughn to lead the offense, assuming they don’t trade Jiménez along the way.
However, this will be a topic for discussion this weekend at your local Faux SoxFest, where everyone is equal, and where everybody knows your name.
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